Destiny and Magic Go Hand in Hand

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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maysherlockrestinpeace:

                   Bold what applies

I am a male.
I am a girl.
I am shorter than 5’4.
I think I’m ugly sometimes.
I have scars. 
I tan easily. 
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had braces.
I wear glasses or contacts. 
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercing in places besides my ears. 
I have freckles.
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve run away from home.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than six years old.
I want to have kids someday.
I’ve lost a child.
I’m in school.
I have a job. 
I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I’ve missed a week or more of school. 
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I’ve stolen something from my job. 
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something. 
I’ve had my trousers rip in public. 
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
I had a serious surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.
I’ve had measles.
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to Canada
I’ve been to Mexico
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan. 
I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Europe.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. 
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. 
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken fight.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.
I’m single.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’ve kept something from a past relationship. 
I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
I am a snuggler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger. 
I have kissed a stranger.
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
I’ve cheated on a test. 
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.  
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested. 
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I regularly drink.
I’ve passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I’ve smoked weed.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve eaten shrooms.
I’ve popped E.                                                            
I’ve inhaled Nitrous
I’ve done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I have at one stage in my life been diagnosed with depression. 
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. 
I’ve had a disorder no one has believed me about.
I shut others out when I’m depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I’ve had EDNOS, Anorexia nervosa or bulimia.
I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
I’ve hurt myself on purpose. 
I’ve woken up crying.
I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun. 
I collect comic books.

anderstan:

anderstan:

i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd

COKE

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Make an assumption about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or false.

(Source: the-girl-behind-the-fake-smile, via voiceofthemockingjay)

I hate liking you.

boyslikegirlslikeboys:

I’m stuck in this horrible situation. I’m so affected by everything you do. Every word you say and everything you do makes me overthink. I keep thinking, maybe it means something. You’re just always on my mind, and you need to leave.

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drarryincamelot asked: Hello :) How are you? c:

Sick…and having to work in about half an hour… :(